Monday, November 24, 2008

ebay follies

Just got this idiot question in my ebay:

Dear ebay username,

Where is your suburb near?

- moron #8492

Now, idiots who can’t use their initiative enough to a) pick up a melways and look up a suburb or b) jump online to look on google maps aren’t worth my time nor my ebay items for sale.

*sigh* You just KNOW I'm going to be polite and respond properly, hoping to make a sale, but geez... I just wish I could write something entirely sarcastic!! What would you write?

1 comment:

Andrew said...

Kind of like when you don't know where somewhere is and you know you will check in the street directory, but some people will insist in trying to give you complicated directions. Some peoples brains just work differently. Now, want that sale or not? If so, stay quiet.